Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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