Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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