He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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