it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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