Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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