If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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