i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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