white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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