and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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