Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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