Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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