A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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