So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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