I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
