thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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