we have officially lost it.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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