what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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