i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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