ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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