glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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