have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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