WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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