You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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