We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
