super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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