also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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