If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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