it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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