May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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