What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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