jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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