Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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