my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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