So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
