Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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