yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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