Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
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So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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