He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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