just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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