I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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