I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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