There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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