windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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