For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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