absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
operation have a gay friend backfired
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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