I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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