TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
there is glitter all over my balls
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