Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
this hospital has no fireball
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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