I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Randomize
