the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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