butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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