we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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