Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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